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Post by MacGuffin on Jul 3, 2006 22:11:16 GMT -5
Huntin made a high-pitched mock-Mexican voice as he made the crane move. "I hike and hike all day across zee border to get zee cocaine to zee MAAAAAN...viva la Mexico ariba!" Huntin chuckled a bit. "I am Cornholio! I need teepee for my bunghole!" No one could deny his excellent Beavis impression.
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Post by Zeb on Jul 3, 2006 22:28:02 GMT -5
"Man, kid, you need friends." Artemis said, returning to his book. He was a very serious boy; it was a rare occasion that he cracked a joke that wasn't at someone else's expense.
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Post by MacGuffin on Jul 3, 2006 22:54:05 GMT -5
"Aren't you one?" Huntin looked up at Artemis with a serious face. Yeah, he needed friends. He needed them bad. Trying going years on end without friends, like, seventeen.
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Post by Zeb on Jul 3, 2006 22:55:27 GMT -5
"Yeah, but since when am I a sane influence?" The French boy said, turning the page in his book.
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Post by MacGuffin on Jul 3, 2006 23:02:34 GMT -5
"Eh, sanity was never that big with me. I can take it or leave it....Pedro needs a mate." He began working on another crane, a little smaller than the first one.
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Post by Zeb on Jul 3, 2006 23:04:36 GMT -5
"Hey, at least they aren't rabbits." The boy said, chuckling.
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Post by MacGuffin on Jul 3, 2006 23:09:20 GMT -5
"Yeah, don't want the little scoundrels boinking like bunnies." He snorted a bit and smiled. Huntin stopped mid-crane and pondered for a moment. "I still need a codename...something good and not..gay..."
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Post by Zeb on Jul 3, 2006 23:13:25 GMT -5
"Hmm... You don't like the Jolly Green Midget? Or the Green Lightbulb?" He chuckled, "How about... Exodus?"
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Post by MacGuffin on Jul 3, 2006 23:17:13 GMT -5
Huntin nodded a bit. "Yeah, like when everyone leaves in a play and stuff...I like that." He grinned. "Huntin J. Wilcox, aka, Exodus." He chuckled. "Nice, memorable, and not quite gay. Way to go Arty." He resumed the crane and soon finished it. "I am Lola zee Asian Mmmmmmexican prosteetuuute." He made its head go up and down.
"Ola senorita!"
"Konichiwa senior!"
"Baby making?"
"Yes please!"
He had them "kiss" for a moment before looking up at Arty. "Yeaah...you are my first friend if you haven't guessed." He blushed slightly and paused before making the paper cranes kiss more.
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Post by Zeb on Jul 3, 2006 23:21:16 GMT -5
Artemis stared at his book, a slight smile on his lips. To tell the truth, he hadn't had many friends himself. Everytime someone would try to get close to him, he'd either push them away or he'd get angry and scare them away.
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Post by MacGuffin on Jul 3, 2006 23:25:52 GMT -5
"I think Pedro and Lola will be very happy together. They already have a few kids on the way." Huntin got smaller squares, and began folding them up. This was one of those moments where a bit of quiet was probably a good thing. Besides, he had his oragami and Arty had his book. Huntin smiled and made three baby cranes.
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Post by Zeb on Jul 3, 2006 23:28:50 GMT -5
"Only if Lola quits being such a wh0re and sleeps only with Pedro. He's a very sensitive crane." Artemis said, looking up and smiling happily. The smile seemed to light up his tough features before he turned back to his book.
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Post by MacGuffin on Jul 3, 2006 23:33:16 GMT -5
"Oh, they did, he's just fast is all." He finished off the last of the children and placed the whole family together. "There....a nice little deranged Kodak family.....Lola, Pedro, George, Sopapilla, and Enchalada."
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Post by Zeb on Jul 3, 2006 23:43:36 GMT -5
"You're doofy." The french boy said with a grin, playing with the edge of his book.
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Post by MacGuffin on Jul 3, 2006 23:48:46 GMT -5
"You're zany." He smiled and then frowned. "Too bad Pedro won't see that tree on his way to work till the last minute and swerve off a cliff." He tossed the largest crane to the ground. "Then again...that leaves Loooloa all for meeeee...."
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Post by Zeb on Jul 3, 2006 23:50:56 GMT -5
"Kay, buddy. You're getting too weird for me." Artemis said, quirking his brow.
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Post by MacGuffin on Jul 4, 2006 11:55:01 GMT -5
He cleared his throat and sat back in his chair, flipping hair out of his face. "I'm sorry if you are not able to handle the love Lola and I feel for each other. It IS a bit too passionate for some. But do not worry, I'm not just using her for sex." He put the baby cranes in one hand and Lola in the other. "For you see, her children are liked my children, and now that they have no father, it is my duty to fulfill that role."
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Post by Zeb on Jul 4, 2006 12:10:31 GMT -5
Artemis chuckled, shaking his head. "Doubt Lola'd be able to handle you, my friend." He said, eyes still trained on the book.
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Post by MacGuffin on Jul 4, 2006 12:19:42 GMT -5
"Yeah, I'd wreck that chick....okay that was crossing the line." He put the cranes on the table and crossed his arms, laying his head down. "Do you take classes here?"
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Post by Zeb on Jul 4, 2006 12:25:38 GMT -5
"No." Artemis said, looking up, "I've passed High school already. There's no need."
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