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Post by MacGuffin on Jul 4, 2006 14:03:03 GMT -5
POOF! Huntin arrived in the kitchen in a puff of smoke, sitting on the counter. He hopped off and went to the fridge, waiting for his French companion to get there. Oooh....peaches. He took one of the fuzzy treats in his green palm and took it to the sink, washing it gently.
"Peaches come from a can, they were put there by a man, in a factory down tooooooown...." he sang softly in a voice that would make karaoke regulars groan.
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Post by Zeb on Jul 4, 2006 14:06:33 GMT -5
Artemis came skidding in. "Aww, you beat me." He said, walking over to Huntin and kneeing him in the ass. "You should be the one running, flabby."
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Post by MacGuffin on Jul 4, 2006 14:09:41 GMT -5
"Hey, don't be hating on the chub!" He pouted playfully and turned the faucet off, taking a big drippy bite out of the peach. "Besides, I could kill someone just by sitting on them." He chuckled and went back to the fridge, getting a Coke.
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Post by Zeb on Jul 4, 2006 14:14:02 GMT -5
Artemis laughed, pushing his hair out of his eyes. "Whatever, buddy." He said, pulling a bag of Cheese puffs out of the cabinents, then grabbing a grape soda. "Mmmm, heaven."
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Post by MacGuffin on Jul 4, 2006 14:16:57 GMT -5
"Oh, yeah. You say I need to go running and here you are stuffing your face with cheese puffs while I eat my peach. Yeah. Uh huh." He sat back on the counter and took a long swig of Coke. "He, what do you think about this whole cure thing?" He raised a brow and bit into the peach.
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Post by Zeb on Jul 4, 2006 14:19:28 GMT -5
"Well, look at this!" Artemis said, pulling up his shirt and slapping his flat stomach, "Not like you have one of these!" He chuckled, nibbling on a cheese puff, "And I've only heard a little about it."
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Post by *~River~* on Jul 4, 2006 14:19:42 GMT -5
River walked into the Kitchen sleepily. Her eyes were closed and she walked to the fridge. Openeing the fridge she pulled out the milk and butter. She reached into the cuboard and pulled out a box of Kd. "Mmmmm..... K.D....." She said. Pulling out a pot and lid. She put it on the stove and filled it with water.
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Post by MacGuffin on Jul 4, 2006 14:27:43 GMT -5
K.D? What the hell? "Yeah well some of us haven't been quite as athletically trained as others. The training session with you was my first one ever." He chuckled and nibbled on the peach more, not saying anything to River for the sake of not wanting to wind up ticking her off again.
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Post by Zeb on Jul 4, 2006 14:30:14 GMT -5
Artemis turned, smiling at the sleepy River. "What to you think? Ab..." He patted his own stomach, "Or flab?" He pointed at Huntin, grinning good naturedly.
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Post by MacGuffin on Jul 4, 2006 14:31:47 GMT -5
Huntin raised his shirt a bit to show his only slightly pudgy emerald stomach. "Hey, my belly is kinda cute, alright?"
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Post by *~River~* on Jul 4, 2006 14:38:32 GMT -5
"Artemis has abs..... You .... Need to go on a diet Huntin....' She turned back to making her Kraft dinner. Her tummy gurgled and she closed her eyes again. "I didn't have breakfast or lunch...." She moaned to herself.
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Post by Zeb on Jul 4, 2006 14:41:13 GMT -5
"Yes! I win!" Artemis said, punching the air. He took a handful of cheese puffs and shoved them in his mouth, chuckling happily. He patted Huntin's stomach. "No worries, mon ami. Its a cute little belly. Green. Like a watermelon." He ruffled the other boy's hair, then turned to River. "Did you do that on purpose?" He asked.
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Post by *~River~* on Jul 4, 2006 14:44:07 GMT -5
"No... He really needs to go on a diet..." River said shrugging and stiring her food then adding the cheese."Mmmm... Hunger......" She said resting her head on the fridge.
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Post by Zeb on Jul 4, 2006 14:58:56 GMT -5
Artemis snorted, "I ment, did you forget to eat or do it on purpose?" He shook his head, "Besides, Huntin has a healthy belly. He's not too bad for his height. If he grows, he'll thin out."
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Post by *~River~* on Jul 4, 2006 15:06:02 GMT -5
"Why would I forget to eat on porpose....I woke up around lunch time.... Forgot what day it was....Studied.... Relized I was hungry... Looked at the clock... and it was." SHe looked at her watch, which was on one of the many necklaces around her neck. " 3:00...." She said dumping the KD into a bowl and sitting down at the table.
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Post by MacGuffin on Jul 4, 2006 15:11:37 GMT -5
"Jee...considering all I eat is fruit and veggies and healthy shit like that I shudder to think what my diet would consist of..." He finished off the peach and tossed the pit in the trash, throwing what was left of the coke away and getting some water. Jeeze....he didn't need to lose weight, he just wasn't very muscular, slightest bit of pudge. He sipped on his water and crossed one arm across his stomach.
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Post by Zeb on Jul 4, 2006 15:16:20 GMT -5
"Come on man," Artemis said, punching his friend's arm lightly, "Don't listen to what she says. You're perfectly fine."
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Post by MacGuffin on Jul 4, 2006 15:17:24 GMT -5
"Mmhmm...." Being made fun of for being green was one thing, but being told he needed to go on a diet? That was just cold. He smiled a bit at Artemis and kept sipping on his water. Maybe he could start doing crunches or whatever.
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Post by Zeb on Jul 4, 2006 15:19:12 GMT -5
"What's it going to take for me to convince you? For me to gain weight? 'Cause if that'll make you feel better, I'd be happy to." Artemis said, gulping down some grape soda and shoving some cheese puffs in his mouth.
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Post by MacGuffin on Jul 4, 2006 15:23:21 GMT -5
Huntin chuckled and choked on his water a bit. "Nah, don't go destroying your body for me. I'll just start excercising some everday, crunches, and pushups, and jumping jacks, and other shit like that..." He shrugged, still smiling, and chugged on the water and walked to the sink to get some more. "Guess walking would help more than poofing too."
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