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Post by Health on Dec 25, 2005 23:32:09 GMT -5
"Whose Christian?" Ellen asked not taking her eyes from the television, "Does he have leprosy or something?"
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Post by Christian on Dec 26, 2005 0:07:52 GMT -5
Cole heard Kevin start to answer, but was quick to cut him off, "Christian is a headstrong psychopath, who's loyalty to his friends supercedes all other business he might be attending to. He hates putting himself before his buddies, and he's constantly taking hits for those he calls 'friend'."
"Cole has issues with him, and they got into a spat, when Cole called him a 'modern-day Samurai Jack'." Christian isn't Japanese. He's straight-Scotsman, and took resentment to the comment. They don't function well as a team."
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Post by Health on Dec 26, 2005 12:57:53 GMT -5
"So then can we call him Scottsmen Jack?" Ellen said looking around, "What?! That's an awesome show!"
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Post by Christian on Dec 26, 2005 13:04:27 GMT -5
"Call Cartoon Network, and see what you can work out," Kevin joked, "Its just a good thing Christian's laid up in the Infirmary with an abundance of injuries."
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Post by Health on Dec 26, 2005 13:12:19 GMT -5
"Dude he can be SCottsmen Jack, professor can be Xku, all we need is to duct tape a sword to his back," Ellen said her eyes narrowing in thought, "And then we can carry around a video tape and make millions."
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Post by Christian on Dec 26, 2005 13:14:19 GMT -5
"I'm not sure out Kilt-loving friend would rightly attack the good Professor..."
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Post by Health on Dec 26, 2005 13:19:40 GMT -5
"Hehe, well of course until we tell him that the Professor called him British," Ellen said.
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Post by Christian on Dec 26, 2005 13:23:02 GMT -5
"It wasn't so much that I called him Japanese," Cole said, "As much as it was that I said his family wore plaid skirts, and implied things he got mad about."
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Post by Health on Dec 26, 2005 13:25:30 GMT -5
"He sounds stupid to me," Ellen shrugged, "I mean if you get offended about stuff like that then how can you take a joke?"
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Post by Christian on Dec 26, 2005 13:27:38 GMT -5
"Well. I did punch him the day before..."
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Post by Health on Dec 26, 2005 13:36:16 GMT -5
Ellen blinked and stared at Cole, "Well you're just as social butterfly, man the girls must flock to you because of your manliness," she said sarcastacally.
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Post by Christian on Dec 26, 2005 17:39:51 GMT -5
Cole smiled, "Yes. Yes they do," he lied, "But rest assured he deserved it."
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Post by Health on Dec 26, 2005 17:43:14 GMT -5
"Did he take your big mac or something?" Ellen asked flipping through more channels.
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Post by Christian on Dec 26, 2005 17:47:17 GMT -5
Cole thought for a minute, "Y'know, I dont remember what he did. But I was right to hit him, I remember that much..."
"He got pissed cause you made fun of Zeb..."
"Oh, yeah!"
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Post by Health on Dec 26, 2005 17:48:51 GMT -5
"Whose Zeb?" Ellen asked looking at Cole through her glasses, kinda a look an English teacher would give a student who didn't do his homework.
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Post by Christian on Dec 26, 2005 17:51:56 GMT -5
Kevin leaned over the back of the couch, "New kid, Christian kinda took him under his wing, but Mr.Macho here thought it funny to make fun of the kid for having little control over his powers."
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Post by Health on Dec 26, 2005 17:55:07 GMT -5
Ellen's eyes narrowed at Cole, "So what exactly happened?" she asked speaking slowly to keep from punching this kid.
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Post by Christian on Dec 26, 2005 18:00:46 GMT -5
Cole didn't like the look he wa getting, "I don't remember all the details..."
Kevin smacked him on the back of his head.
"OW! Fine! He were hanging out at Starbucks the other day, when the two came in, all chatty, and Zeb set fire to one of the girls at the counter I thought was cute."
"An accident, mind you..."
"When I said something to him, and made fun of him for not being able to control his powers, Christian stepped up, and defended Zeb."
"Thats when Cole got frustrated and resorted to violence."
"Hey," Cole said, pointing his finger, "I didn't hit him that hard!"
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Post by Health on Dec 26, 2005 18:05:00 GMT -5
"Okay so you punched some guy because you lost all chances of being laid," Ellen said bluntly, god bless her being in the Navy. She turned away for a moment before she suddenly turn back and punched Cole, which she did lightly because she didn't want to rip his head off by accident, "Jerk," she huffed going back to the tv.
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Post by Christian on Dec 26, 2005 18:07:52 GMT -5
Cole's head bounced back," Ow sonuva!"
He reached up, and felt his nose starting to bleed, and stood to go to the rest room to clean it up.
Kevin looked ar Ellen, and tapped her on the shoulder to get her attention, "Hey!"
He smiled, "Nice shot," he said, holding up his hand for a high five.
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